During the funeral procession from my grandparents' church to the cemetery, we of course had police escort. They let us go through all the lights and stop signs and blocked traffic on the loop while we were on it. This really impressed the girls. One of them, I think it was Brynna, said, "It's like we're breaking the law... and we don't even care!"
The other good laugh we got was actually from a sign we saw in Brady, which is right in the big middle of huntin' country.
Going shopping with your husband is like going hunting with the game warden.