Saturday, October 20, 2007

Parenting rule #250

If you have one or more children throwing up, DO NOT let your supposedly well children eat Kellogg's Berry Krispies, even if they swear they feel fine. Because one or more of them will start throwing up in the night, and the result will resemble a very grisly scene from one of the innumerable horror movies so popular this time of year. All those red dyed cereal bits...

Don't ask, just trust me on this one.

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