If you are easily offended by potty humor, please skip this post. :-)
A couple of days ago, Lauryn (3 yo) told me she needed to go potty. So I took her, but as I was waiting to help her with wiping and washing, nothing was happening.
Me: I thought you needed to go potty, Lauryn?
L: Mama, the tinkle just not coming out. It's stuck up in my second stomach, and it's not coming out!